God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*
When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...
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Whats not clicking
my mom loves aabria iyengar (she is an acofaf die hard fan) and I told her about how aabria has liked a couple of my posts and now she thinks that I am best friends with her
she thinks we met since I'm in school in LA (ish)
so @quiddie my mom says hi and that she's very glad we're friends because she was worried I didn't have enough
Tell her I say hi and I hope she’s doing well! And I hope school is, you know, as fun as school can be. Also please don’t get swept away by our fun lil hurricane 🥺
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long






















